Women’s instructions
|WOMEN’S COMPACT INSTRUCTION BOOK Never do housework. No man ever made love to a...
McQuillan walked into a bar
|McQuillan walked into a bar and ordered martini after martini, each time removing the...
Lunatic & his dog
A doctor came to the mental hospital to visit his patients. In one of...
Elephant and Man
What did the elephant say to the naked man? “It’s nice, but can it...
Give Them a Shock
Why do psychiatrists give their patients shock treatment?To prepare them for the bill!
Weapons of Mass Destruction
A reporter heard Bush and one of his underlings talking in the hallway:”Mr President,...
My twenty cents
Tom : I found twenty cents on the sidewalk.Jim : That’s mine. I dropped...
The bank manager was in the final stages of hiring…
The bank manager was in the final stages of hiring a cashierandwas down to...
Gravol Label
I just bought some Gravol for my kids. It’s even called “Gravol for Children”....
A cultural comparison
|Aussies: Dislike being mistaken for Pommies (Brits) when abroad. Canadians: Are rather indignant about...