If Timex made toasters…
If Timex made toasters…They would be cheap and small quartz-crystal wrist toastersthat take a...
A woman walks into a tattoo parlour…
A woman walks into a tattoo parlour and asks ‘Do you do custom work?”Why...
Surgeons
Four surgeons were taking a coffee break and were discussing their work. The first...
A roving reporter from the BBC was touring a remote part of…
A roving reporter from the BBC was touring a remote part of theScottish Highlands...
Just plain dumb
A blonde and a redhead were sitting together having drinks, when the blonde noticed...
An older woman was in the pastoral study…
An older woman was in the pastoral study counceling for her upcoming fourth wedding....
Turkey Football
The pro football team had just finished theirdaily practice session when a large turkey...
Put me into a fighting mood
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An extremely old man visits his doctor and tells him, “I need my sex...
HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
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