A bloke came home and found his missus in bed…
A bloke came home and found his missus in bed with three blokes.”Hello, hello,...
A 12 inch ___
Two friends were playing golf when one pulled out a cigar. He didn’t have...
The dyslexic satanist.
Who did the dyslexic satanist worship?Santa.
Proctologists
Proctologists Of all the professions we fear, one stands out. No, it’s not “mortician;”...
Dog with one eye
Two blondes were walking down the road and the first blonde said “Look at...
Lonely Cow in Field
Q: What do you call a bull in the middle of a field spanking...
Advantages Of Being A Woman
Why it’s better to be a Woman! 1. We got off the Titanic first....
Computer Quotes
What is a computer’s first sign of old age? Loss of memory. What does...
Howard had felt guilty all day long…
Howard had felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to...
Stockmarket
You might be a redneck if… You think the stock market has a fence...