Snail Tracks
Q: Why did God give women legs? A: So that they wouldn’t leave tracks...
Insult Collection #11
You used to be arrogant and obnoxious. Now you are just the opposite. You...
We could have been here sooner
|An elderly couple were killed in an accident and found themselves being given a...
Steve is going on an ocean cruise, and he tells his doctor…
Steve is going on an ocean cruise, and he tells his doctor thathe’s worried...
What is the difference between a dog and a fox?
What is the difference between a dog and a fox? Eight beers.
Blondes and the painter.
A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job.In the first room...
No Arms Nor Legs
Q: What do you say to a blonde with no arms and no legs?A:...
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Q. – How do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed?A....
Never hear a man say
Things You’ll Never Hear A Man Say: Here honey, you use the remote. You...
Abe Lincoln
An older man wearing a stovepipe hat, a waistcoat and a phoney beard sat...