The Splice
A man went to a doctor to have his penis enlarged. Well, this particular...
Why are bachelors thin, and married men fat?
Q: Why are bachelors thin, and married men fat?A: Bachelors come home, check to...
A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona…
A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona when he noticesthat the oil-pressure light is...
Did you hear about the Polish Navy tragic accident?
Did you hear about the Polish Navy’s tragic accident?A hundred and thirty-seven sailors drowned...
What happens if you put a blonde up side down?
Q: What do you get if put a blonde upside down?A: A brunette with...
The government cuts costs
|The following conversation took place one morning between a wife and her husband. They...
Knock Knock Jokes 15
Knock Knock Who’s there? Abbott! Abbott who? Abbott time you answered the door! Knock...
The overweight blonde.
A blonde was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet.”I want...
Things learned from children…
Some things I’ve learned from my children:Super glue “is” forever.No matter how much Jell-O...
Legion Camel #1
A woman reporter is driving a jeep in the desert. She sees a Captain...