Things You’ll Never Hear A Woman Say
What do you mean today’s our anniversary? Can we not talk to each other...
Indicator
A businessman entered a tavern, sat down at the bar, and ordered a doublescotch...
Festivity Levels
Festivity Level 1: Your guests are chatting amiably with each other, admiring your Christmas-tree...
How can you tell if a blonde is a redneck?
How can you tell if a blonde is a redneck?If she can chew tobacco...
Give 100% at Work
Always give 100% at work…….12% on Monday23% on Tuesday40% on Wednesday20% on Thursday5% on...
A customer walks into a pharmacy…
A customer walks into a pharmacy and asks assistant for an anal deodorant. The...
Redneck Logic
Two rednecks decided that they weren’t going anywhere in life and thought they should...
Your Are Available?
A lonely divorcee was driving home from work one evening when she saw a...
Death of an Eel
Little Johnny was 7 years old, and like other boys his age, rather curious....
Insult Collection #10
Why don’t you go to the library and brush up on your ignorance? I...