Stupid Insults 2/31
A few guppies short of an aquarium. A few inches short of a foot/yard....
What do you get when a blond stands on here head?
Q: What do you get when a blond stands on here head?A: A smelly...
Politically Correct Terms
New Official Politically Correct Terms for the 90′sOLD—————NEWconservative–reactionarythe establishment–white power elitehearing person–temporarily aurally abledsighted...
Boring!
|What is life like for a wood worm?Boring!
If she went out with me
|A man had been out in the back woods for weeks, cutting logs. He...
Stockmarket
You might be a redneck if… You think the stock market has a fence...
Pink and Purple
What is the difference between pink and purple?The grip, man, its all in the...
Shoulder Pads
Q: Why do blondes wear shoulder pads? A: (With a rocking of the head...
Flaming Airplane
Four guys were in an airplane, which was going down in flames. There were...
The congregation was sitting and waiting for the preacher…
The congregation was sitting and waiting for the preacherto began his sermon when two...