The parrot who wouldn\’t talk.
A person wanted a parrot who talked. Going to the pet store, this lover...
A man takes the ferry home from work
|John Smith lived in Staten Island, New York and worked in Manhattan. He had...
Free drinks for everyone
|One night, a drunk comes stumbling into a bar and says to the bartender:...
Mom, can little girls have babies?
Little Johnny came running into the house and asked,”Mommy, can little girls have babies?”"No”,...
You’re Drinking Too Much Coffee When . . .
Juan Valdez named his donkey after you. You ski uphill. You get a speeding...
If Only Life Could Be Like A Computer
If you messed up your life, you could press “Ctrl, Alt, Delete” and start...
An old drunk stumbles into a confessional…
An old drunk stumbles into a confessional. After not hearing anything for a while...
I got home from work last night…
I got home from work last night and said to my wife, “You are...
Whom To Marry
There is a man who has three girlfriends, but he does not know which...
Parachute
Q: Did you hear about the new automatic parachutes, invented by a blond? A:...