Payback IS a Bit….
A man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the bar...
Two blokes were out walking home from work one afternoon…
Two blokes were out walking home from work one afternoon.”Shit,” said the first bloke,...
2 friends a hunting!
Two men were out hunting in the woods. One of them was a fanatical...
Buying a New Farm
|A blonde and a brunette decide to start a farm together. They add up...
Working in the garden
|A prisioner in jail received a letter from his wife: “I have decided to...
11 Signs of PMS
1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem. 2. You add chocolate chips to...
Pulled over.
A driver was pulled over by a police officer for speeding. As the officer...
You Know You’re Having a Bad Day When…
Your horn sticks on the freeway behind 32 Hell’s Angels motorcyclists. You’ve been at...
Murphy’s Laws (5)
Never slap a man who chews tobacco.There are many many more asses in the...
Dogs and fleas
Good question…Do dogs have fleas, or do fleas have dogs?hmmmm.