Don\’t Pee In the Pool
The lifeguard told the mother to make her young son stop urinating in the...
Blonde Jokes
Q: Why do men like blonde jokes?A: Because they can understand them.
I bet I can bite both of my eyes
|A man walks into a bar has a few drinks and asks what his...
So what\’s in a name anyway!
Bernie was invited to his friend’s home for dinner. Morris, the host, preceded every...
What is the difference between a blonde and a brunette?
What is the difference between a blonde and a brunette? Well about 15 minutes!
One and the same.
A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes...
What language do the Vatican Police speak?
What language do the Vatican Police speak?Pig Latin!
What is the difference between a blonde and Dennis Rodman?
What is the difference between a blonde and Dennis Rodman?There is no difference.
Food quotes and quips
|Food quotes, quips, and thoughts . . .”Artichokes … are just plain annoying …...
Nowhere, Vermont
Nowhere, VermontSam had been in the hectic newspaper business for twenty-five years when he...