Lesbian Hit Parade
1. What do you call a cupboard full of lesbians? A licker cabinet.2. What...
Creative Answering Machine Messages
You’re growing tired. Your eyelids are getting heavy. You feel very sleepy now. You...
2 guys at the bar.
Two guys were at a bar talking about how highly their wives thought of...
An elderly patient needed a heart transplant…
An elderly patient needed a heart transplant and discussed his options with his doctor....
One day shortly after the birth of their new baby…
One day shortly after the birth of their new baby, the mother had to...
baseball heaven?
There were two old guys, Abe and Sol, sitting on a bench in a...
Jane was a first time contestant on the $65,000 quiz show…
Jane was a first time contestant on the $65,000 quiz show. Lady luck had...
A great way to spend eternity
A couple were being given a guided tour of Pico da Bandeira, one of...
A man takes his sick dog to the vet…
A man takes his sick dog to the vet. The vet lifts the dog...
Have you heard about the latest Polish parachute?
Have you heard about the latest Polish parachute?It opens on impact.