Top Twenty New Slogans for Valuejet Airlines
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The Lettuce Joke
What did the salad say when the cabbage interrupted their meal? Lettuce alone!
What do you call a nun riding piggyback on the…
What do you call a nun riding piggyback on the hunchback of Notre Dame?Virgin...
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Ideal Computer Problem Report Form
In order to streamline the handling of problems within the system. Please fill out...
Why did the Jews wander in the desert for forty years?
Q: Why did the Jews wander in the desert for forty years?A: Somebody dropped...
Things You Don’t Want Your System Admin To Say
Things You Don’t Want Your Sysadmin To Say1. Uh-oh…2. Oh S***!3. What the heck?!?4....
Which fly makes films?
|Which fly makes films?Stephen Speilbug!
Valentines, Redneck Style
Kudzu is green, my dog’s name is Blue And I’m so lucky to have...
Hereditary Diarrhoea
Did you know diarrhoea is hereditary?Yup…it runs in your genes!