A Cynics Guide to Life:
A Cynics Guide to Life:The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken...
Engineers Laying Sod
A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job. In the first...
Every damn time
Speaking of divorce (I was), this woman petitions the court for a divorce on...
Top Twenty Oxymorons
Top Twenty Countdown of the Best Oxymorons…#20 Found missing #19 Resident alien #18 Airline...
Judge: Is there any reason you could not serve…
Judge: Is there any reason you could not serve as a juror in this...
The same thing
A married man goes to confessional and he tells the priest,”I had an affair...
Things NOT to say to a Cop!
Things NOT to say to a Cop!1. I can’t reach my license unless you...
You might be a redneck if…goal
Your lifetime goal is to own your own fireworks stand.
Why is a violist like a terrorist?
Q: Why is a violist like a terrorist?A: They both fuck up bowings.
Joining the Lord’s Army.
A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and...