Blinker
Q: What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is...
Why Santa Has No Kids
Why doesn’t Santa have any children?Because he only comes once a year, and when...
What did the blind man say when he was handed a cheese grater?
What did the blind man say when he was handed a cheese grater? –...
Convent Girl
A young man, with a promising career ahead of him, decided to marry a...
This kid knows the answer!
One day at kindergarten a teacher said to the class of 5-year olds, “I’ll...
What’s In a Name?
An actor auditioned for a part in a musical comedy many years ago. The...
Next US President
A redneck calles up the White House and tells the receptionist:”I’d like to become...
Made for each other
A friend of mine told me he had signed up with one of these...
snap, crackle and pop
|What goes “snap, crackle and pop”?A firefly with a short circuit!
Mr. Clean
Did you here Mr. Clean is in the hospital? He has ammonia.