Sleeping like a baby.
While the U.S. stock market was at an all time high, the ups and...
The Signalman’s Test!
Tom is applying for a job as a signalman for the local railroad, and...
Super Looong List of One-Liners!
Q. What would happen if the Pilgrims had killed cats instead of turkeys?A. We’d...
Stupid Stuff 3
|These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world.Newsreader, BBC Radio 4: “Working...
Two Canadian Seasons
In Canada we have two Seasons…six months of winter and six monthsof poor snowmobiling.
Will I live any longer?
|Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?Doctor:...
Bill Gates at the pearly gates!
Bill Gates dies in a car accident. He finds himself in purgatory, being sized...
Herc, Snow White & Quasie!
Hercules, Snow White and Quasemoto were sitting at a table talking. Hercules says, “I...
Process-Oriented God
Process-Oriented God If God was process oriented, the Book of Genesis might read something...
Crying about his life
|Old Man On A Bench An old man of ninety was sitting on a...