Paying in advance
|A motorist, driving by a Texas ranch, hit and killed a calf that was...
Signs and notices 13
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign in a...
Pool table
Your mama is like a pool table, 25 cents and she’ll rack your balls.
Smart Dog
A butcher is working, and really busy. He notices a dog in his shop...
Willy’s rolling down the hall of a retirement home…
Willy’s rolling down the hall of a retirement home actinglike he’s driving a car,...
Oh la la!
A couple’s having dinner in a restaurant when their waitress, standing a few tables...
Post Election Toast
The Election Is Over, The Results Are Known.The Will Of The People Has Been...
Man Named Furniture
What piece of furniture was named after the typical man?The La-Z-Boy recliner.
Do You Know what Im doing?
A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist. The doctor took one look at...
What Happiness!
The friends of the bride decided to give the newlyweds a tape recording of...