Me Tarzan!
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Need A Muscle Relaxant
This guy goes to the pharmacist and says, “Listen, these two girls are coming...
I married Miss Right…
I married Miss Right.I just didn’t know her first name was Always.
Leaving
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What is his occupation?
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Yo mama has
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The bachelor’s diet
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Bunch of good one-liners
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Rein Him In
The newlywed couple asked the hotel desk clerk for a room and told him...
Flying Turtle
Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree. After hours...