What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?You can unscrew...
Getting into fights
|A young couple drove several miles down a country road, not saying a word.An...
Purchasing power of burgers
|Cologne, May 27 dpa – The U.S. dollar is undervalued against the Deutsch-mark based...
Engineer and Guillotine
Today they’re leading a priest, a drunkard and an engineer to the guillotine.They ask...
Little Johnny was in his math’s class one day…
Little Johnny was in his math’s class one day when the teachersingled him out.”If...
Installing a Carpet
|A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out...
Three blonds on death row
|Three women are about to be executed for crimes. One’s a brunette, one’s a...
Pitbull and PMS
What is the difference between a pitbull dog and a PMS woman?Lipstick.
Two doctors found themselves on the beach in Hawaii…
Two doctors found themselves on the beach in Hawaii.As a real bevy of bikini-clad...
Items from a teacher.
Thoughts from a school teacher:1. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile...