Punkrocker’s Hair
An old guy is sitting on a bus when a punk-rocker gets on. The...
Zebra Asks a Question
A zebra dies goes to heaven. When checking in, he tells St. Peter,”Say, I...
Lawyer Source
An anxious woman goes to her doctor.”Doctor,” she asks nervously, “can you get pregnant...
A Koala and a Hooker
A little koala bear wanders into a whorehouse. He climbs the stairs and finds...
Lick that
Tommy, Johnny and Harry were standing around bullshitting about how tough their fathers were....
A blonde went to the appliance store sale…
A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain.”I would like...
What is the biggest problem for an atheist?
What is the biggest problem for an atheist?No one to talk to during orgasm.
A dilemma
When someone asks you, “A penny for your thoughts”,and you put your two cents...
What do you get when you breed a Bulldog and a Shitzu together?
Q: What do you get when you breed a Bulldog and a Shitzu together?A:...
Presidential election
Howard Dean’s wife held a press conference today where she announced that until the...