Life is precious
So the doctor tells the patient he’s got only six months to live.But the...
Gross Ignorance
Q: What is the definition of gross ignorance?A: 144 blondes.
Crushing a man’s ego real fast!
30 Things Never to Say to a Naked Man…1. I’ve smoked fatter joints than...
Revenge of the Blondes!
-Why do brunettes like their dark hair color? It doesn’t show the dirt.-Who makes...
Things men shouldn’t say after sex…
Things Men Should “Never” Say After Sex:1) “I was kidding about being sterile, you...
Polack With Razor
The guy next to us was listening for quite some time, when hefinally came...
Why did the boy…
Why did the boy take a ladder to school?It was a high school.
Reduce national debt
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Screwing Rooster
There was a farmer. He had alot of chickens but had no roosters. So...
Redneck and a Trailer
Q: What does a tornado and a redneck divorce have in common? A: Somebody’s...