Johnny, give me a sentence starting with…
Teacher: Johnny, give me a sentence starting with “I”.Little Johnny: I is…Teacher: No, Little...
A town in Poland had only one cow…
A town in Poland had only one cow and it stopped giving milk. The...
Biker boss in Heavan.
Arthur Davidson, of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle Corporation, dies and goes to heaven. At...
Fruit joke!
What have an apple and an orange got in common?Neither of them can drive...
Coin Swallowing
Doctor: Nurse, how is that little boy doing, the one who swallowed ten quarters?Nurse:...
Divorce
A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, “What are...
The Six-pack!
Three guys were working on a high rise building project: Steve, Bill and Charlie....
Watch those buttons
One day John decides to invite Mark on a trip on his private jet....
Did you hear about the blonde that…
Couldn’t learn to water ski because she couldn’t find a lake with a slope....
Mickey: No Divorce From Minnie
The judge said to Mickey “I can not grant you a divorce from Minney,...