Hillbillies
How do you castrate a hillbilly? Kick his sister in the mouth!
Upset With Driver’s License
Q: Why was the blonde upset when she got her Driver’s License?A: Because she...
Catch the Phrase
The following phrase:PRESIDENT CLINTON OF THE USA can be rearranged (with no lettersleft over,...
Huge criminal record
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Microsoft Market Penetration
Microsoft Market Penetration-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-INTRODUCING CONTRACEPTIVE98 ! ! !Microsoft Corporation has taken another step toward dominating...
Gold Medalist
Three women were sitting around talking about their sex lives. The first said, “I...
…And I will do anything for love.
The beautiful secretary of the president of a bank goes on a sight-seeingtour with...
Happy To Have Me Home!
“You know,” a guy told his buddies, “I’m a lucky man.I never realized how...
Snowmen
What do snowmen have that snowwomen don’t?Snowballs!
It was the age when knighthood was in flower…
It was the age when knighthood was in flower.A young lady was pounding away...