Brains for Sale
A guy walks into a store to buy brains. He asks the woman behind...
60 mintues
Yo momma id so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes!
Yo momma 3 times.
Your momma so fat…she fell in love and broke it.Your momma so fat…shes on...
Polish Space Program
Q: What’s delaying the hillbilly space program?A: Development of a working match.
Sheep
You momma is so fat, she needs a sheep for a tampon!
Little Johnny at the neighbors…
Little Johnny ‘s next door neighbors had a baby.Unfortunately, the little baby was born...
Actual Medical Charts
The baby was delivered, the cord clamped and cut and handed to the pediatrician,...
On inheritance
A little boy went up to his father and asked:”Dad, where did all of...
What is the difference between a homeless and a pizza?
What’s the difference between a homeless and a pizza? A pizza can feed a...
The Yuppette had risen to executive level…
The Yuppette had risen to executive level in the company in no time at...