Golfers and the Genie
A guy is golfing with his pretty wife, who is a very poor golfer....
The new nun
The new nun goes to her first confession. She tells the priest that she...
Confucius says again…
1. Woman who goes to man’s apartment for snack, gets titbit.2. Man who lay...
The first time in the gay bar
A belligerent drunk walks into a bar and hollers:”I can lick any man in...
The angry wife met her husband at the door…
The angry wife met her husband at the door. His breath stunk ofalcohol and...
No Chance
Gravely ill, the Skipper was examined by a doctor while his wife stood by.After...
Xmas Like A Day At the Office
Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?You do all the work...
How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?A: Kick his sister in the jaw.
Blue Elephants
1. How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun.2. How...
Why did the blonde insist her partner use a condom?
Why did the blonde insist her partner use a condom?She wanted to save a...