Insult Collection #16
At least you are not obnoxious like so many other people — you are...
Prison and Work Compared
In prison you spend the majority of your time in an 8′ X 10′...
Cat jokes 03
|Q: What looks like half a cat?A: The other half!Q: What was the name...
Blonde’s memo to her boss
TO: BossFROM: BlondieRE: Changing Calendars from Y2K I hope that I haven’t misunderstood your...
Parachute
Q: Did you hear about the new automatic parachutes, invented by a blond? A:...
Unable to attend the funeral after his father died…
Unable to attend the funeral after his father died, a son who lived far...
Elephant Riddles Five
Q: What do you call two elephants on a bicycle? A: Optimistic!Q: What do...
Jim will not be in today. He is not feeling himself. Thank you.
“Jim will not be in today. He is not feeling himself. Thank you.”THIS MEANS:1....
See Model Home
Real estate man: Would you like to see a model home?Man: I sure would,...
Toughening Up
My grand-daddy worked in a blacksmith shop when he was a young fella, and...