Ant and a grasshopper
|THE ORIGINAL VERSIONThe ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building...
Q + A Iraqi War Jokes
Q: What’s the national bird of Iraq? A: DUCK! ——————————————————————————– Q: What’s the fastest...
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An anxious woman goes to her doctor.”Doctor,” she asks nervously, “can you get pregnant...
What do you get if you cross a glow worm with a python?
|What do you get if you cross a glow worm with a python?A 15...
The Lesbians
What do you call a closet full of lesbians?A liquor cabinet.
Marriage quotes 02
|Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence–a life sentence.Marriage is very much...
Hooker Progress
Three generations of hookers were sitting around the brothel one dayjust talking about the...
glow worm unhappy
|Why was the glow worm unhappy?Because her children weren’t that bright!
Drowning Lawyer
How do you prevent a Lawyer from drowning?Shoot him before he hits the water!
Polish Wedding Night
What’s long and hard and a Polish man gives it to his bride on...