Yogi Bear
Q.Why is there only one Yogi Bear?A. Because when they tried to make another...
In the Freezer
What do you get when you put two blondes in the freezer? Frosted flakes.
The Leprechaun
A man walks into the bathroom, and steps up to a urinal. He can’t...
Scottie (Star Trek)
Ha ha ha,very funny Scottie….NOW BEAM DOWN MY CLOTHES!!
Smart Dog
A butcher is working, and really busy. He notices a dog in his shop...
The Pope And Clinton
After a meeting with the Pope, Bill Clinton held a press conferenceand announced that...
Missed the word
“Dad,” said the boy, “we had a spelling contest in school today, and I...
For his wife’s birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake…
For his wife’s birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake with this inscription:”You are...
Theory of the Stork
Two different theories exist concerning the origin of children: the theory of sexual reproduction,...
If You Love Something….
If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it was and...