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Marriage for women has its ups and downs. How?The toilet seat is up and...
Purchasing a turkey
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Corruption
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness....
Get me an ambulence now
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The Hollywood/English Dictionary
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Doctor, Doctor!
“Doctor Doctor i feel like a bridge!”"What’s come over you?”"2 buses, 3 motorbikes and...
I married Miss Right…
I married Miss Right.I just didn’t know her first name was Always.
Cool Stud!
Two men died and went to Heaven. St. Peter greeted them, and said “I’m...
Dead lawyer’s grave
A woman and her little girl were visiting the grave of the little girl’s...
Whats the square root of 69?
Whats the square root of 69?ANSWER — EIGHT something