Why The Man Crossed The Road
Why did the man cross the road?Because his penis told him to. or Because...
What’s the definition of bravery?
What’s the definition of bravery?A man with diarrhea chancing a fart!
Horses
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says… “Why the longface?”
Success In Love
To my dear wife,During the past year, I have tried to make love to...
Why I Brought Her Home
A woman comes home from shopping and finds her husband in bed with another...
Yo mamma!!!
-I went into your house, took a booger of the wall and yo mamma...
Eyes closed
Why did the blonde stand in front of a mirror with his eyes closed?...
Panama Canal
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and the Suez/Panama Canal?A: One’s a busy...
Stealing six barrels
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Food for Thought
Patient: Doctor, you’ve gotta help me. I eat apples, apples later come out into...