Polak Crossed The Road
Q: Why did the Polak cross the road?A: He couldn’t get his dick out...
You need an operation!
A lady says to her doctor, “My husband has been complaining that my vagina...
Christmas party
A few years ago, we invited some friends over for a Christmas party. Many...
The absolved
There was a large nuclear accident and one of the worlds largest cities was...
Plastic Wrap
This cazy guy walks into an insane asylum wearing nothing but plastic wrap as...
Adam & Eve make a choice!
God was talking to Adam and Eve one day just before Creation. He asked,...
Little Johnny was in class again…
Little Johnny was in class again.Teacher asked everyone “Can anyone tell me a sentence...
Don’t ask any questions
A guy worked in an adult book store. One afternoon his friend walked in....
Too much thinking…
Last year authorities in Montana discovered that a hermit had been living in an...