Two Quickies.
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California Crazy Law
Sunshine is guaranteed to the masses. Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500...
Strict school
It was the first day of school, and the elementary school teacher was establishing...
Whorehouse
Q. What does a sign on a whorehouse say in the middle of the...
How To Be Annoying (A Guide)
Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and...
I’m not fishing!
A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort up north. The husband liked...
Before it starts…
A man comes home from an exhausting day at work, plops down on the...
Restructuring at the North Pole
The recent announcement that Donner and Blitzen have elected to take the early reindeer...
Maggot Thatcher!
|Who is the worm’s Prime Minister?Maggot Thatcher!
Following the sign
Teacher: Why are you late?Little Johnny: Because of the sign.Teacher: What sign?Little Johnny: The...