Polak Crossed The Road
Q: Why did the Polak cross the road?A: He couldn’t get his dick out...
Yo mama\\\’s so fat
Yo mama’s so fat, when she went to school, she sat next to everybody!Yo...
One Sunday morning the pastor noticed little Johnny…
One Sunday morning the pastor noticed little Johnny was standing staring up at the...
Contract With The Devil
An attorney was sitting in his office late one night, when the Devil appeared...
Oral Sex Lately?
A man went to the dentist to get his teeth checked. While he was...
Tommy goes into a confessional box and says…
Tommy goes into a confessional box and says, “Bless mefather for I have sinned....
The worm hole!
A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves when the little boy sees...
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree ? – Because it was...
What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican?
Q: What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican?A: Oil...
What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?
Q: What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?A: Nothing, you...