Coffee
Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud.Yes sir, it’s fresh ground.
First illegal, then legal, then…
A long time resident of San Francisco is packing allhis stuff into boxes. His...
Ponder these!
If you mixed vodka with orange juice and milk of magnesia, would you get...
Computer Dictionary Part I
BIT – A word used to describe computers, as in “Our daughter’s computer cost...
Nice Parrot
There was a man who traveled all around the world. Every city he stopped...
The Crying Horse
One day a guy walks into a bar. The bartender says “if you can...
Microsoft and Santa
NORTH POLE (API) – MICROSOFT announced an agreement with Santa Claus Industries to acquire...
Condom Slogans
1. Cover your stump before you hump.2. Before you attack her, wrap your wrapper.3....
Act Religious
A plane full of retirees headed for Florida was gripped with fear when the...
The String in the bar.
Two pieces of string walked into a bar and ordered a pint. ‘sorry’ said...