Magnussen goes to a marriage counselor and says…
Magnussen goes to a marriage counselor and says, “My wife isn’t as much fun...
Just like my wife
A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time...
Pencils
How can you tell a blonde is under stress?She’s got her tampax behind one...
The man approached the very beautiful woman…
The man approached the very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and asked, “You...
Shared Decision Making
My wife and I have an agreement that works… She is responsible for the...
A well laid out plan
“First,” said the playboy,”I’m going to buy you a few drinks and get you...
The Smashed Kitty!
Seems a guy was driving for hours thu desolate country when he passed a...
cross a frog with some mist
|What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?Kermit the Fog!
Backward Santa
As a little girl climbed onto Santa’s lap, Santa asked the usual, “And what...
Advice
1) Never eat at a place called Mom’s 2) Never play cards with a...