5 lbs of fat
How do you make 5 lbs. of fat attractive? Put a nipple on it.
Supermarket Cart
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a supermarket cart?A: The supermarket cart...
Why do dogs stick their noses in women’s crotches?
Why do dogs stick their noses in women’s crotches?Because they can.
A young boy on his way home from school must pass by a group…
A young boy on his way home from school must pass by a group...
By My Side
Harry is on his death bed, his wife Zelda is by his side:”Zelda, you’ve...
A few words of wisdom
“I have a great diet. You’re allowed to eat anything you want, but you...
You Must Be A Redneck If
* You recycle your own toilet paper * Your mom has to shave more...
Three mice are sitting in a bar talking…
Three mice are sitting in a bar talking about how tough they are. The...
Two friends, an Italian boy and a Jewish boy…
Two friends, an Italian boy and a Jewish boy, come of age at thesame...
Little Johnny tried out for the school play…
Little Johnny tried out for the school play. The teacher gave him these lines...