Weighing In
your mamma is so fat when she steps on the scales it says one...
Punkrocker’s Hair
An old guy is sitting on a bus when a punk-rocker gets on. The...
Polish Girl Does Tradein
Did you hear about the Polish girl who tried to trade her menstrual cycle...
Did you hear about that guy who was asked to be a Jehovah witness?
Did you hear about that guy who was asked to be a Jehovah’s witness?...
Bzzzzz!!
What does a bee do with it’s stinger before he goes to bed???He put’s...
Man Named Furniture
What piece of furniture was named after the typical man?The La-Z-Boy recliner.
When Joe’s wife ran away with his car, his money and…
When Joe’s wife ran away with his car, his money and his best friend,...
Pronounce it please!
Two tourists were driving through Louisiana. As they were approaching Natchitoches, they started arguing...
A woman went to the bar with a black eye…
A woman went to the bar with a black eye.”How’d ya get that?” asked...
Brotherly Love
There once was a brother and a sister, fraternal twins, who were approaching their...