Words of Wisdom!
If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. * A...
A fortunate coincidence
John: “I’m glad you named me John.”Mother: “Why?”John: “Because that’s what all the kids...
Blonde Braincells
How do blonde’s braincells die??-Alone-
Idiots on a desert island
Ed and Fred were flying along when the two idiots crash-landed on a desert...
Touring Washington
|A blonde was visiting Washington, DC for the first time. She wanted to see...
Signs you’ve grown up!
1. Your potted plants stay alive. 2. Having sex in a twin-sized bed is...
Timber!
So Sven and Ole were out working in the forest one day. They had...
Taking measures
“Mom, I’m pregnant.”"How can that be? What did I tell you about sex?”"That I...
Bad corporate slogans
These are fabricated corporate slogans that would never have made if far if they...
Half a year to live
|A woman hears from her doctor that she has only half a year to...