An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman
|An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman were without tickets for the opening ceremonies...
134 Redneck Warning Signs (Long Joke)
1. You’ve ever cut your grass and found a car.2. You own a home...
What do you get if you sleep under a cow?
What do you get if you sleep under a cow?A PAT on the head.Sent...
Donations
A blonde, brunette, and redhead went to a church to donate money. The brunette...
The Name is Rose
It seems that this old couple are having trouble remembering things, so they sign...
Twelve Days of Xmas (Classic)
December 14thDearest John:I went to the door today and the postman delivered a partridge...
God Does Have A Sense of Humor
A man was praying to God. He said, “God!?” God responded, “Yes?” And the...
He is new to baseball
|Coming home from his Little League game, Billy swung open the front door very...
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?They both fuck up trees!
Using nails on a house
|These two newfies are building a house. One of them is putting on the...