Will I live any longer?
|Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?Doctor:...
In West Kerry
|In West Kerry, the wife commented, “When we were first married, you took the...
Mother-in-law: I baked two kinds of cookies today…
Mother-in-law: I baked two kinds of cookies today. Would you like to takeyour pick?Son-in-law:...
He’ Boss
If you constantly hear a married man brag about how he runs everything around...
One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother…
One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishesat...
To the Dump
You know yer a redneck when you take a load to the dump and...
It\\\’s hard to make a comeback when…
It’s hard to make a comeback when you haven’t been anywhere.
A necessary condition
There were three little boys visiting their grandparents. The oldest came out and asked...
An old sailing ship is becalmed at sea…
An old sailing ship is becalmed at sea with a full complement of sailors....
Brain transplant
|”How can I ever thank you?” gushed a woman to Clarence Darrow, after he...