Horny Mouse
One night a man heard howls coming from his basement and went down to...
Clinton’s Son
What happened to Chelsea Clinton’s younger brother?Monica swallowed him!
Said in court
These are things that people actually said in court, word for word. Q: What...
How come nobody from Mexico is ever in the olympics?
How come nobody from Mexico is ever in the olympics?Because everybody that can Run,...
Blind Herbie
Little Herbie had been blind since birth. One day at bedtime, his mother told...
Deodorants
Another blonde, another store. . .She goes over to the deodorant display and tells...
Sheep Shagging
A researcher is conducting a survey into sheep shagging. First of all he visits...
What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?
What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet? The Captain’s log.
A black and a white guy in heaven.
A white guy and a black guy died and were on their way up...
Why The Man Crossed The Road
Why did the man cross the road?Because his penis told him to. or Because...