Cow Joke
Knock Knock Who’s there? Interupting Cow Interupt…. MOO!!
A word play
A teacher asked her students to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence. Mary...
Men
Men are just like a Dog…here’s proof!1. Both take up too much space on...
Why are they having such a hard time finding a cure for AIDS?
Here’s a pretty nasty one:Why are they having such a hard time finding a...
Mattresses
At least now, Mr. Clinton, we understand why mattresses are discountedevery Presidents Day.
Where are you callin’ from
|Gallagher opened the morning newspaper and was dumbfounded to read in the obituary column...
Grandpa gets exited!
Grandpa is running around in the nursing home with his privates hanging out of...
Cliff jump
A blonde and a brunette both jumped off a cliff at the same time....
Tattoo On Her Butt
There once was a service man who toured the Middle East and married a...
Dairy queen–whopper
How did the dairy queen get pregnant? The burger king showed her his whopper!!!