mouse’s favorite record?
|What’s a mouse’s favorite record?Please cheese me!
Typewriter To Doctor
Q: Why did the blonde take her typewriter to the doctor?A: She thought it...
Lawyer’s Birthday Gift
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Naming the Twins
A man was taking his wife, who was pregnant with twins, to the hospital...
For all animal lovers out there
For all animal lovers out there:How do you make a cat go ‘woof’? Soak...
How to Hunt Elephants — Sales Style
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Mime in the forest
If a tree falls in a forest, and lands on a mime… does anyone...
Misbehaving Guide Dog
A blind man was standing on the corner with his dog when the dog...
Newfie fun
What is the difference between a newfie and a bucket of shit…Answer… The Bucket
Proof Santa is a Woman!
Santa Claus is a woman….I hate to be the one to defy sacred myth,...