Love Quotes
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be...
Meet the Schitts!
You don’t know Jack Schitt!When someone says “You don’t know Jack Schitt”, well, now...
I have a Microsoft waiter
|Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support Waiter. What...
Mexican Funeral
Why are there only two paul-bearers at a Mexican funeral?There are only two handles...
Wanted: Woman!
Seen in the want ads:A tall well-built woman with goodreputation, who can cook frogslegs,...
Wedding Gift
A female snake charmer was wooed by an undertaker and accepted his offer of...
Dead blonde in a closet?
Q. What do you call a dead blonde in a closet?A. The 1988 Hide-and-Go-Seek...
The Top Bad Excuses For Speeding
“This is my tryout for Nascar.” “I’ve got to get back to Amish Country...
Growing Manhood
When Ralph first noticed that his penis was growing larger and staying erect longer,...
Why do elephants paint thier testicles red?
A double whammy:Why do elephants paint thier testicles red?So they can hide in cherry...