Ms. Piggy Counts
Q: Why can’t Miss Piggy count to 70?A: Because she has a frog in...
You Used To
“You used to hold my hand years ago when we were courting,” she said...
Berkowitz is having a drink at his hotel…
Berkowitz is having a drink at his hotel when he spots a beautiful young...
Gone fishing
Henry Abel’s son, David, burst into the house, crying like everything.His Mama asked him...
Ocean Joke
What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean?Nothing, it just waved.
Twas the night before X-mas
Twas the Night before X-masT’was the night before christmas- Old Santa was pissedHe cussed...
Dogs ‘n Light Bulbs
How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?Border Collie: Just one....
Your Momma\’s so fat
Your mamma’s so fat, when she backs up, she beeps!
Park Registration Sheet Comments
Actual comments received in 1996 from the Bridger Wilderness registration sheets and comment cards:Trails...
Legs
What does the left leg of a nymphomaniac say to her right leg? Nothing,...