Why don’t men get mad cow disease?
A woman asks: “Why don’t men get mad cow disease?”Another woman replies: “Because men...
Why did the Avon lady walk funny?
Why did the Avon lady walk funny? Her lipstick.
If Men were made by Kodak!
Wouldn’t it be great if men were made by Kodak!They would automatically shut off...
The difference
The boy asks his dad:”What’s the difference between a ‘cunt’ and a ‘pussy’?”The dad...
A guy’s on the electric chair…
A guy’s on the electric chair. The warden’s just about to pull the switchwhen...
A mouse sandwich!
|What’s gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside?A mouse sandwich!
Only in America…
Only in America… Only in America…can a pizza get to your house faster than...
Mail carriers.
What kind of drugs are mail carriers not tested for?SPEED!
One Brilliant Kid!
A Duke was hunting in the forest with his men-at-arms and servants when he...
She: Do you think of me when…
She: “Do you think of me when you’re away darling?”He: “Yes honey, I always...