Preparing for Santa…
A new contract for Santa has finally been negotiated.Please read the following carefully.I regret...
The Family Dentist
A husband and wife enter a dentist`s office. The Wife says, “I want atooth...
Curly Toes
Bert met Flo in a bar one night and began buying her drinks. They...
The three stages of sex in marriage.
The tri stages of sex in marriage- 1.Tri-weekly 2.Try-weekly 3.Try-weakly
A girl called the police department and reported that…
A girl called the police department and reported that she had been assaulted. The...
One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm…
One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her small boy...
Presidential Debate Drinking Game
Since I couldn?t find a good drinking game for the upcoming Presidential debates online,...
Angelic Husband
A woman tells her friend, “My husband is an angel.”Her friend replies, “You’re lucky,...
The first engineer calls out to the other…
The first engineer calls out to the other, “Hey–Nice bike! Where did you get...
A construction worker goes to the doctor and says…
A construction worker goes to the doctor and says, “Doc, I’m constipated.”The doctor examines...