Cocktail Party
At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, “Aren’t you wearing your wedding...
Food Order
This elderly couple is sitting on a park bench if from of a large...
The absolved
There was a large nuclear accident and one of the worlds largest cities was...
Murder
A police detective was investigating a homicide. As he questioned the on-scene officer, he...
Drink to Forget
Sign seen in a bar:”Those drinking to forget please pay in advance.”
Yo mamma!!!
-I went into your house, took a booger of the wall and yo mamma...
St. Peter
A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. To his dismay, there were...
Stuck under a bridge
|A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that...
Redneck Census Form!
The official year 2000 Redneck Census Form:Last name: _______________________First name: (Check appropriate box)(_)Billy-Bob(_)Billy-Joe(_)Billy-Ray(_)Billy-Sue(_)Billy-Mae(_)Billy-JackWhat does...
Blonde protection
Q:What protection does a nymphomaniac use during sex? A:A bus shelter.