I’ll tell them slowly
|”Hey,” said a new arrival in the pub, “I’ve got some great Irish jokes.”"Before...
Bill, Hillary and Chelsea
Bill, Hillary and Chelsea Clinton are on Air Force One.Bill says to Hillary, “I...
Locked Car
Two blondes observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their...
What’s the definition of AIDS?
What’s the definition of AIDS?Anally Injected Death Sentence.
Marketing that Makes Sense
Finally, a definition of Marketing that makes sense….You see a gorgeous girl at a...
Computer Died
Ted: Last night my computer died. Ned: What did it die of? Ted: Aterminal...
Christ Not Polish
Why wasn’t Christ born in Poland?Because they couldn’t find three wisemen and a virgin!
What is the difference between the government and the Mafia?
What is the difference between the government and the Mafia? One of them is...
The new priest gets drunk!
A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak....
A couple of geezers were sitting…
A couple of geezers were sitting on a bench outside the nursing home, havinga...