Taliban Tank
How do you stop a taliban tank ?Shoot the Guy Pushing it
Get a heart transplant
|A new arrival, about to enter hospital, saw two white coated doctors searching through...
A partially deaf gentleman was extolling the virtues…
A partially deaf gentleman was extolling the virtues of his new hearing aid. “It’s...
Dead blonde in a closet?
Q. What do you call a dead blonde in a closet?A. The 1988 Hide-and-Go-Seek...
Whale of a Story.
A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan,...
He is a very fast drinker
|A man goes into a bar and seats himself on a stool. The bartender...
Top ten reasons why it’s good to be Italian.
In-depth knowledge of bizarre pasta shapes Unembarrassed to wear fur. No need to worry...
Bonkistry
Bonkistry Introductory Chemistry at Duke has been taught for about a zillion yearsby Professor...
Encyclopaedia Britannica
Seen in my local paper’s “readers sales” section. FOR SALE BY OWNER Complete set...
I lost my wife!
Losing a wife can be hard. In my case it was almost fucking impossible!