Tuns of Puns!
How do you get holy water?Boil the hell out of it.What did the fish...
Puppies don’t surf…
Why Dogs don’t surf the web…Can’t stick their heads out of Windows 2000.Too difficult...
Watcha Gonna Be Son?
An old man is sitting at a table with his son and his new...
Forever Patient
A Soviet emigre doctor gets a call from the Medicaid office. “You’ve been billing...
The minister of a small congregation was about to start his sermon…
The minister of a small congregation was about to start his sermon when he...
A wide selection
“Hey, Pal”, the irate druggist shouted, “Put that cigar outwhile you are in my...
Stupid Insults 12/31
Has all her bricks, but no cement holding them together. Has an inferiority complex,...
Grandma’s strudel
An old man is lying on his deathbed with all his children, grandchildren and...
The Night Before Christmas, Legally Speaking
The Night Before Christmas, Legally Speaking:Whereas, on or about the night prior to Christmas,...
The Old-Age Test!
Look at each numbered item. Take one point for each one your remember.When finished,...